Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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