We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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