Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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