I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
i think my cat just said my name.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
