wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
My life is pants optional.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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