So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Randomize
