Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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