What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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