If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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