There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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