I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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