You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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