we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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