i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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