my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
We were destined to go to rehab together
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
did i just pee glitter
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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