Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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