Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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