But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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