I'm really into asian looking animals
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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