I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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