I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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