worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I think I just shit out all my problems.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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