why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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