I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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