Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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