doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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