I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
