we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
The Olympian is in my bed
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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