we have officially lost it.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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