you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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