i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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