Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
