Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Randomize
