Where is the hickey?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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