you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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