At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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