Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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