so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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