Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
What drink are we having for lunch?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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