are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Two words: blizzard sex
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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