So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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