if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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