just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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