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(347): View more from New York

A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!

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(804): View more from Virginia

it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before

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(856): View more from New Jersey

i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"

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(914): View more from New York

Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.

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(+61): View more from Australia

why is my forehead so bruised?

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i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.

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(323): View more from California

Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father

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(605): View more from South Dakota

IT'S PERFEFT

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... what?

(605): View more from South Dakota

HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.

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