love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
