I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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