i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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