I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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