Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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