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they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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